Monday, 4 December 2006

Klingon Programmer Humor

I found this article too amusing to pass up, its a list of the Top 20 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer and is very amusing, here are a couple of my favourites:

  • What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software
    'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its
    wake.
  • Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
  • Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak. Bugs are
    good for building character in the user.
Quality stuff.
Hope you enjoy

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